Stupid Stories

What the fruck is happening here Sprint?

First thing's first - I left Sprint. So I already have a predisposition to not liking them. I'll...

The cricket wireless guy is the human manifestation of Cartman!

This guy is on a lot of cell phone commercials seemingly trying to con fellow birdhouse makers or students of...

consequence of posting vague things to facebook to get back at people to find they didn't see it anyway

I see all too often, people will post vague things that are obviously targeted towards someone. I wonder if...

Found two turn tables at the grocery store so I laid down some phat tracks!

had to go to the store to pick up some water for us because it was 113 degrees today (Phoenix)...

Same thing as cornflakes right? #thiswillkillme

I have to be vigilant in maintaining self control when at the store to not buy this delicious Tostitos nacho...

Hello walmart? My chair malfunctioned I'm calling from across the street

First thought was not, "hey look! A chair that stands you up so you can be on your way". My...

Worst mustard ever!

But I was totally roach free!!...

Bread er done or get er bun beer bread Larry the cable guy

Couldn't think of a good pun for this. ...

Happy earth day! Go hug your SUV

I remember back in 2009 when has was over $4 a gallon and everyone was just livid including me. Other...

I found a whole roll of bubble wrap I'll be out the rest of the day

Shooting at the range .308 60 feet

Just went shooting for the first time in a couple years. Got a dpms panther .308 AR style rifle. This...

Stop staring at my booby!

I don't remember exactly how I came across this sea bird. I think it has something to do with the...