Stupid Stories

Found Two Turn Tables At The Grocery Store So I Laid Down Some Phat Tracks!

had to go to the store to pick up some water for us because it was 113 degrees today (Phoenix) and ran into these. It has been like three decades since I've seen checkouts with the wheels instead of the normal conveyor belts. I've never seen two wheels! So I stood there holding the water looking at the next available empty register thinking, "you know, that looks like two turntables missing a microphone..."

so would I have the gumption to ask some stranger to take a stupid picture of me? Yes I did. Thanks to the lady that helped me despite the fear of being caught by her manager, I got to lay down some phat beats... But nobody heard them. :(

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