Stupid Stories

Brett Farve Changes His Mind Again!

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Monday Night Football took an unprecedented surprise tonight when ultra-veteran, Brett Favre, changed his mind once again. This time, it wasn't retirement, but it is believed that he made a split second decision to play for them that he called home. Seeing through his battles with administrative issues with the former football franchise, he found himself half way through Monday night's game – realizing that maybe he hadn't made the right choice.

Without so much as a proper equipment change, Favre found it necessary to relieve the starting quarterback of his duties, and take his reign of cheese back to feel more at home.

"I looked over to the other team while in the huddle and realized, holy moly, what have I done? I don't belong here? And if they are 'twin cities', why doesn't anyone go to St. Paul?"

Fans were appalled that such an atrocity could happen on the football field, but officials and managers figured, "It's Brett Favre. He can do whatever the hell he wants. I mean, it's Brett Favre"

If you missed this news, I'm sure it will be repeated every 15 minutes for the next 2 and a half months.