Today, yellowbook tried to test my ecofriendliness and so far past Earth Day, I thought it strange
A Hispanic gentleman that I could not catch up with dropped this strange thick book full of names and numbers
Obviously designed to baffle me, I knew such disorganized chaos couldn't be found on the interwebs
But they didn't get me! No! Civic duty upheld! You're welcome mother Earth! Sorry they wasted so many trees