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Pushing The Healthy Tequila

Last Edited: 2013-08-25 16:08:49

I remember back in 1999 when I was working at McDuffy's, there were rumors going around that the white man is drinking too much tequila. So much in fact that the agave plant would run out and tequila would be a thing of the past!!

Or everyone would have to suffer through tequila flavored liquor like that Ocho Dias stuff. Blech!

Luckily I quit drinking a few (8) years later and the world still has enough tequila! Whew! So much in fact that now they (by "they" I mean "them") are making healthier tequila. Organic agave. From Mexico. Organic. Did they use pesticides in the past? Do you remember the stories about pee in Corona? Well now luckily the tequila drinking hippies, for a slightly higher few no doubt, can sip in confidence that maybe Mexico isn't lying and their tequila is indeed "healthier".

By the way, for all intents and purposes, tequila is more of a poison in itself anyhow. Disfrutale!!!