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The Cricket Wireless Guy Is The Human Manifestation Of Cartman!

Last Edited: 2014-08-18 17:42:39

This guy is on a lot of cell phone commercials seemingly trying to con fellow birdhouse makers or students of random community college classes to switch to cricket wireless. That way they'll have more money for important stuff like more birdhouse making classes. When he said "They've got the newest devices you guys" in a sentence, I knew it was Cartman.

I found his character (are they characters in commercials?) really annoying, but then he dressed like he did in this picture in another Cricket commercial and started dancing around like a fool and totally redeemed himself! Good for you Cricket guy!

Maybe you'll make it big(ger) like the Toyota guy!