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Who Names Their Kid Mohammed Ali?

Last Edited: 2007-03-28 15:59:25

So, I was kind of up in the air whether or not I would make a blog out of this, but I had to. I actually justify it because I am getting the word out about this missing child. We all get these postcard ads in the mail with the missing children. It's usually pretty sad because it seems to be a child and a mom (usually) that are missing together which could be because of a number of circumstances that escape may have been the only option. Anyhow, that's my thought on it.

This one is really quick. The first thing I thought when I saw this picture is, "Hmm, now what could I name my kid so that his ass could be kicked pretty much every day of his life.. I know! Mohammed Ali!" Could you imagine any kid that would not pick on a scrawny little guy named after one of the greatest boxers of all time? At least little Mohammed will become quite the fighter I would imagine. I mean, I got beat on by kids because I had red hair... That's it!

Feeling sorry for this kid and his name, I was thinking what kind of person would name a kid a name like that. "January Medley". January. Now I'm just guessing that this is the mom because they look a lot alike, the dates make sence for a girl prego at 19, they were missing on the same date, and they're both from New Hope, KY.

Of course, Kentucky. Now I have to ask myself about the names, it seems to be a string of badly named people. I wonder if she goes by 'Jan'. Is that short for Janet? No, January... I named my kid Mohammed Ali because I'm angry.

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So.. Public announcement wise, if you do see Mohammed or January, please call THE LOST
My mailbox, Tempe, AZ